Demetri Martin (Person)

Demitri Martin was an undergraduate at Yale University in 1995. He then went on to NYU Law School with a full paid scholarship but dropped out with one year left to become a comedian. As a comedian, Demetri Martin is known for his ambidexterity and his ability to incorporate his musical talent into his skits. He also uses a large pad and previously recorded skits. He bagan his career in 2001 on Comedy Central and has been well known among comedians ever since. For more about Demetri Martin, go to this website. What do you call someone who can’t tell the difference between a spoon and a ladle? Fat.

If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I’d probably just start calling out letters.

I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you’re really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, you’re saying: ‘Hope I don’t get chased today.’ ‘Be nice to people in sneakers.’